he told me I talked like a deaf person
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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