I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
