is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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