I wish I could punch you in the face.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I believe in your delicious
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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