It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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