How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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