Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just invented taco cereal.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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