hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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