we're blogging at a bar
wanna go halves on a baby?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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