I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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