I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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