so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize