i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
