I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
