He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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