i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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