If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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