what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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