new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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