They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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