you would pick up someone in the library
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
