what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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