i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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