drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We don't watch enough power rangers
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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