Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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