i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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