I just made out with a guy for $7.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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