Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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