doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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