im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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