I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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