O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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