just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
