he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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