It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Even my vagina gasped.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
