That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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