I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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