No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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