I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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