Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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