Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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