do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten