If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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