I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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