If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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