You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i barfeds in our rink
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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