She announced her abortion via fbk
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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