Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize