ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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