Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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