Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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