like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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