ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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