So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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