I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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