Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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