ugly people sure do ruin things
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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